1 00:00:00,957 --> 00:00:02,657 BEER GARDEN TIME 0905 2 00:00:02,681 --> 00:00:04,761 Look, I know we've only dated 3 00:00:04,786 --> 00:00:05,955 for... three weeks, 4 00:00:06,022 --> 00:00:07,783 but I really wanted that you knew my dad. 5 00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:09,524 It's okay, I'll take it great with parents. 6 00:00:09,528 --> 00:00:11,166 And he's like any other father, 7 00:00:11,199 --> 00:00:13,446 You know, it just has experience in collecting 8 00:00:13,470 --> 00:00:15,942 information and defeat enemy combatants. 9 00:00:16,009 --> 00:00:17,554 I thought he loved it the carpentry. 10 00:00:17,578 --> 00:00:19,849 Well that's for sharpening his knife collection. 11 00:00:19,882 --> 00:00:22,655 - Well, well. Hello. - Wow! 12 00:00:22,700 --> 00:00:24,872 Good morning. 13 00:00:25,327 --> 00:00:27,131 But what exactly happens? 14 00:00:27,197 --> 00:00:28,733 Oh, it's not strange at all. 15 00:00:28,834 --> 00:00:30,747 It's just a check standard background. 16 00:00:30,748 --> 00:00:32,968 She does it with every guy I introduce her to. 17 00:00:32,976 --> 00:00:34,876 So it's a surprise fun for both. 18 00:00:34,911 --> 00:00:38,788 - A background check? - Michael Avery Grant, correct? 19 00:00:38,821 --> 00:00:39,823 Yes. 20 00:00:39,890 --> 00:00:42,928 36 years old, graduated with honors in speech pathology. 21 00:00:42,995 --> 00:00:46,704 Teach children to learn to communicating is my true joy. 22 00:00:46,737 --> 00:00:47,872 Ah, yes. 23 00:00:47,939 --> 00:00:51,012 And I checked your criminal record, 24 00:00:51,079 --> 00:00:52,581 and they were impeccable. 25 00:00:52,647 --> 00:00:54,117 Of course, I knew it. 26 00:00:54,151 --> 00:00:56,289 There was one detail that worried me, 27 00:00:56,356 --> 00:00:58,826 What is the fact that you are currently married... 28 00:00:59,495 --> 00:01:01,098 - Married? - I can explain it to you. 29 00:01:01,099 --> 00:01:02,167 Oh... 30 00:01:02,201 --> 00:01:04,471 Divorce is not final, but we are separated. 31 00:01:04,472 --> 00:01:06,142 Well, that's fine. sometimes 32 00:01:06,175 --> 00:01:07,478 love doesn't last forever. 33 00:01:07,511 --> 00:01:09,615 Yes, but what worried me is that 34 00:01:09,616 --> 00:01:11,916 your wife's grandmother and your grandmother 35 00:01:11,917 --> 00:01:14,086 They share the same last name. 36 00:01:14,091 --> 00:01:15,962 Well, well, dad, a lot of people 37 00:01:15,995 --> 00:01:18,868 shares the same last name. It's not a big deal. 38 00:01:18,901 --> 00:01:22,740 My ex-wife is my cousin. 39 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,536 But only my cousin sister. 40 00:01:25,916 --> 00:01:27,844 Mike, that's the closest relationship. 41 00:01:27,852 --> 00:01:29,521 Why is it okay? let kings do it? 42 00:01:29,555 --> 00:01:30,791 - It's not! - It's not! 43 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:32,594 That's why we loved Lady Di. 44 00:01:32,628 --> 00:01:34,040 She was the only one She didn't look sickly. 45 00:01:34,064 --> 00:01:35,833 Yes, she was the only one with a chin. 46 00:01:35,900 --> 00:01:38,539 Mike, Mike... go. 47 00:01:40,310 --> 00:01:42,214 I have the worst taste in men. 48 00:01:42,281 --> 00:01:44,578 I really do, honey. That is, you put them in a line. 49 00:01:44,585 --> 00:01:46,990 It is failure after failure after failure. 50 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:48,928 - Yes, I understand. - Yes... 51 00:01:48,995 --> 00:01:50,799 But, you know, love lasts forever. 52 00:01:50,832 --> 00:01:53,802 Especially when you marry your cousin. 53 00:01:54,605 --> 00:01:56,008 We'll laugh about this later. 54 00:01:56,041 --> 00:01:58,914 - You're laughing now. - I know. It's just funny. 55 00:02:19,355 --> 00:02:22,796 - HIGHWAY - TIME 1105 - You know this That's what a divorced father does, right? 56 00:02:22,829 --> 00:02:24,949 Take your sad daughter to have an ice cream 57 00:02:24,998 --> 00:02:27,036 to make you feel better. What's next? 58 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:28,916 �Eat hot dogs cold in the sink? 59 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:31,747 �See your little friend on the track dog racing? 60 00:02:31,814 --> 00:02:34,318 Does ice cream make you feel better? 61 00:02:34,385 --> 00:02:35,554 - Yes. - It's okay. 62 00:02:35,620 --> 00:02:37,324 Then it does its job. 63 00:02:37,325 --> 00:02:39,885 If the Red Sox can break the curse of the Bambino, 64 00:02:39,895 --> 00:02:42,735 surely you can break the curse of dating indecent men. 65 00:02:42,801 --> 00:02:45,173 Do you know why I'm cursed, dad? 66 00:02:45,206 --> 00:02:47,405 Why do I choose indecent men? 67 00:02:47,411 --> 00:02:49,982 - No. Why? - Well, I'll give you a clue. 68 00:02:50,016 --> 00:02:51,686 He is driving the truck. 69 00:02:51,753 --> 00:02:53,449 How could it be my fault? I... 70 00:02:53,456 --> 00:02:56,995 You can't have problems with dad if he was never present. 71 00:02:57,063 --> 00:02:59,235 - Are you listening to yourself? - Yes. 72 00:02:59,268 --> 00:03:01,673 There are parents much worse than me. 73 00:03:01,739 --> 00:03:03,573 - Say one. - Stalin, the first. 74 00:03:03,576 --> 00:03:05,146 Bing Crosby, the second. 75 00:03:05,213 --> 00:03:07,451 The third, the father of Marvin Gaye shot him. 76 00:03:07,484 --> 00:03:09,197 If you look at those guys, suddenly... 77 00:03:09,221 --> 00:03:12,729 - You are the fourth worst father. - That's not what I was going to... 78 00:03:12,795 --> 00:03:15,768 Dad, this is serious. I'm... 79 00:03:15,801 --> 00:03:19,108 starting to believe that I'm going to die alone. 80 00:03:19,141 --> 00:03:20,443 You're not going to die alone. 81 00:03:20,477 --> 00:03:22,414 - Really? - Yes, I will be there. 82 00:03:22,447 --> 00:03:24,351 The military will download my brain 83 00:03:24,418 --> 00:03:26,933 to some kind of Terminator-style robot 84 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:28,192 and then, you know, 85 00:03:28,192 --> 00:03:31,265 probably It will survive you for a thousand years. 86 00:03:31,365 --> 00:03:33,671 Hey, what the hell is going on there? 87 00:03:34,104 --> 00:03:35,740 What am I seeing? 88 00:03:35,807 --> 00:03:38,039 Well, according to the posters what I'm reading, 89 00:03:38,046 --> 00:03:41,486 which you can also read, They are Belgian separatists. 90 00:03:41,552 --> 00:03:42,886 They are manifesting 91 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,524 because they want to form their own country. 92 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:45,795 I no longer respect Belgium 93 00:03:45,862 --> 00:03:48,042 because it's basically Luxembourg with better Public Relations. 94 00:03:48,066 --> 00:03:51,505 Now they want to form a country smaller and weaker. 95 00:03:51,572 --> 00:03:53,543 - Weak? - Yes. 96 00:03:54,847 --> 00:03:57,050 Dad. Dad. �Dad�! What are you doing? 97 00:03:57,117 --> 00:03:59,957 - Oh, that was very rude. - How dare you! 98 00:03:59,981 --> 00:04:02,303 How dare you do that to him? to our flag! 99 00:04:02,304 --> 00:04:03,763 Oh, it was the flag. 100 00:04:03,764 --> 00:04:05,267 Well, they need to improve that. 101 00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:07,170 because to me it looked like a sheet. 102 00:04:07,294 --> 00:04:09,017 USAG STROOPSDORF TIME 1124 103 00:04:09,141 --> 00:04:11,545 Happy Friday. 104 00:04:11,612 --> 00:04:13,960 Happy Friday. 105 00:04:13,984 --> 00:04:16,556 Oh no. No no. We're not going to do that. 106 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,669 This weekend they are the bestopportunities 107 00:04:18,693 --> 00:04:20,998 for the single soldier's happy hour. 108 00:04:21,098 --> 00:04:23,245 Yes. We will help you overcome to that perverted cousin. 109 00:04:23,269 --> 00:04:25,440 Hey, he was a married cousin, okay? 110 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,712 He put a ring on it. It was his grandmother's. 111 00:04:29,446 --> 00:04:31,685 Do you know? I only liked Mike 112 00:04:31,686 --> 00:04:33,315 because he thought he was the perfect boy 113 00:04:33,323 --> 00:04:35,052 to help me get over Shah. 114 00:04:35,059 --> 00:04:37,798 And now I have to get over two guys. 115 00:04:37,832 --> 00:04:39,601 - Leave tomorrow. - No. 116 00:04:39,668 --> 00:04:42,808 Look, my ability to choose from is terrible. 117 00:04:42,842 --> 00:04:45,146 The only good choice What I have done was Shah. 118 00:04:45,150 --> 00:04:47,488 - Girl, he's married. - Well seen. 119 00:04:47,584 --> 00:04:50,157 Well, look, this is not a meeting of any singles. 120 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:51,793 It's Maggie proof. 121 00:04:51,860 --> 00:04:54,131 I had Papadakis hack the guest list, 122 00:04:54,164 --> 00:04:56,635 and the first thing we did was get rid of of all women. 123 00:04:56,702 --> 00:04:59,174 And the second thing, I have invited to the best officers 124 00:04:59,208 --> 00:05:01,880 from nearby bases, from Europe and from beyond. 125 00:05:01,947 --> 00:05:03,526 Well, I'm talking about the icing on the cake. 126 00:05:03,550 --> 00:05:05,654 The best of the best, all for you. 127 00:05:05,687 --> 00:05:07,499 Wait, are you telling me? that basically 128 00:05:07,523 --> 00:05:10,690 you designed my own episode "The Bachelorette" staff? 129 00:05:10,697 --> 00:05:14,701 Yes. And you can go immediately to Fantasy Suites. 130 00:05:14,704 --> 00:05:17,077 And I'm not going to judge you, but I will want details. 131 00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:20,450 - And if my terrible choice tries... - No, no, it won't. 132 00:05:20,483 --> 00:05:23,422 Look, there won't be any Bad choice in the lot. 133 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:24,759 - You can't lose. - Genius. 134 00:05:24,793 --> 00:05:26,729 - Yes! - I'm in. 135 00:05:31,639 --> 00:05:33,476 There is nothing better than finish the last item 136 00:05:33,576 --> 00:05:35,781 on the to do list at 15:00. 137 00:05:35,814 --> 00:05:37,718 This is how drugs should feel. 138 00:05:37,752 --> 00:05:40,524 If you come down early from your high, 139 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:41,893 There's a Bruins game 140 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,739 tomorrow night quite late at my house. 141 00:05:43,763 --> 00:05:45,066 - That sounds good. Yes. - Yes. 142 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:46,411 I need a break from Celeste. 143 00:05:46,435 --> 00:05:47,839 Now that we live together again, 144 00:05:47,872 --> 00:05:49,583 after all the talk in a marriage, 145 00:05:49,607 --> 00:05:50,620 you have to live your day. 146 00:05:50,644 --> 00:05:51,922 Then you have to summarize your day. 147 00:05:51,946 --> 00:05:53,392 Then you have to listen to it summarize your day. 148 00:05:53,416 --> 00:05:54,553 Being able to live two days. 149 00:05:54,586 --> 00:05:56,356 Oh, God, if you come to my house... 150 00:05:56,389 --> 00:05:57,591 - none of that. - Brilliant. 151 00:05:57,624 --> 00:05:59,230 �Right? Oh... 152 00:05:59,254 --> 00:06:00,339 UNKNOWN CALL 153 00:06:00,363 --> 00:06:01,399 Quinn. 154 00:06:01,432 --> 00:06:02,969 Hello, I'm Bastian, 155 00:06:03,036 --> 00:06:05,573 the leader of the movement Belgian separatist. 156 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,645 Ah... I don't recognize the name. 157 00:06:08,646 --> 00:06:10,292 Did we go to high school together? 158 00:06:10,316 --> 00:06:12,187 I was manifesting in front of its base, 159 00:06:12,220 --> 00:06:13,757 and you passed over of a flag, 160 00:06:13,791 --> 00:06:15,260 and that was disrespectful. 161 00:06:15,293 --> 00:06:16,896 No, it went over a sheet. 162 00:06:16,963 --> 00:06:19,368 Good. That was blocking the entrance. 163 00:06:19,435 --> 00:06:20,636 to my military base. 164 00:06:20,670 --> 00:06:22,583 You were invading US territory. 165 00:06:22,607 --> 00:06:24,177 I demand a public apology. 166 00:06:24,210 --> 00:06:25,446 Let me clarify something for you, friend. 167 00:06:25,447 --> 00:06:26,547 You're barking up the wrong tree. 168 00:06:26,548 --> 00:06:28,319 I have never apologized for nothing in my life. 169 00:06:28,386 --> 00:06:29,289 Not one thing. 170 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:31,935 I didn't even apologize when I missed the birth of my daughter. 171 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:33,028 Oh, you will apologize. 172 00:06:33,095 --> 00:06:34,198 Or else what? 173 00:06:34,264 --> 00:06:35,666 I don't accept an "or else." 174 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:37,170 We are a non-violent movement. 175 00:06:37,237 --> 00:06:39,674 You have to have an "or else" when demands are made. 176 00:06:39,708 --> 00:06:42,145 Well, that's what you learn on the first day. 177 00:06:42,715 --> 00:06:44,361 Well, anyway, thanks for calling me. 178 00:06:44,385 --> 00:06:45,822 I needed to laugh 179 00:06:45,855 --> 00:06:47,590 and... I will never talk to you again. 180 00:06:47,691 --> 00:06:49,963 - Goodbye. - Well, trace the call. 181 00:06:49,996 --> 00:06:52,367 I will notify the police Stroopsdorf, at three. 182 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,605 That will teach him to threaten to the United States Army. 183 00:06:54,672 --> 00:06:56,675 Handcuff that perverted ass. 184 00:06:56,709 --> 00:06:57,821 Wait, how do you know he's a pervert? 185 00:06:57,845 --> 00:06:59,314 Well, he speaks French. 186 00:06:59,338 --> 00:07:00,938 BETTER OPPORTUNITIES FOR SINGLE SOLDIERS: HAPPY HOUR - HOUR 1725 187 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:06,528 Hello military guys. 188 00:07:06,595 --> 00:07:08,165 I only know how to prepare Mai Tai 189 00:07:08,232 --> 00:07:11,572 and get in trouble, but I'm very good at doing both things. 190 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:14,211 - Oh, Guess who looks so good! - Hello hello. 191 00:07:14,278 --> 00:07:15,580 Thank you. Yes. 192 00:07:15,647 --> 00:07:17,818 Wow, this is... incredible. 193 00:07:17,884 --> 00:07:20,590 I feel like I'm In a novel by Jane Austen, 194 00:07:20,657 --> 00:07:22,729 only that I can inherit properties. 195 00:07:22,829 --> 00:07:24,808 Hey, we're worried that so many men 196 00:07:24,832 --> 00:07:26,234 be disappointed that there is only 197 00:07:26,301 --> 00:07:28,281 - a woman to talk to? - Oh, it's under control. 198 00:07:28,305 --> 00:07:31,578 Let me introduce you to the incredible Papadakis. 199 00:07:31,612 --> 00:07:33,649 The incredible Papadakis. 200 00:07:33,717 --> 00:07:35,788 Well, what's happening? 201 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:38,861 Additionally, Papadakis will entertain to the rest of the men 202 00:07:38,894 --> 00:07:40,229 with some close up magic 203 00:07:40,296 --> 00:07:42,835 while you flirt with a handsome guy to chat with. 204 00:07:42,868 --> 00:07:44,906 Oh, I thought you were the magician. 205 00:07:44,939 --> 00:07:48,278 Every great magician needs less talented help. 206 00:07:48,312 --> 00:07:51,652 - Oh. - Choose a card, any card. 207 00:07:51,685 --> 00:07:53,724 Now put it back in the deck. 208 00:07:53,791 --> 00:07:57,197 Now check the front pocket from Papadakis' chest. 209 00:07:57,230 --> 00:08:00,102 - Oh. It's okay. - I know there is nothing there. 210 00:08:00,136 --> 00:08:02,174 I have very sensitive nipples. 211 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:05,413 They are a gift from God and you must value them. 212 00:08:05,446 --> 00:08:07,617 Unless... 213 00:08:07,684 --> 00:08:09,555 - Is this your letter? - Yes. 214 00:08:09,621 --> 00:08:11,291 Gideon, you are very good. 215 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:12,995 No, I am the magician. 216 00:08:13,062 --> 00:08:14,799 I took the letter out of my pocket. 217 00:08:14,832 --> 00:08:16,077 He only does the technical work 218 00:08:16,101 --> 00:08:17,170 which leads to revelation. 219 00:08:17,204 --> 00:08:18,740 - Isn't that magic? - No. 220 00:08:18,807 --> 00:08:21,312 Magic has to do with charisma and charm, 221 00:08:21,378 --> 00:08:22,481 and I have them in abundance. 222 00:08:22,514 --> 00:08:24,117 You are full of spades. 223 00:08:24,183 --> 00:08:26,723 - Oh, Gideon, yes! - Oh, how good. How good. 224 00:08:26,790 --> 00:08:29,004 Word games and accessories. Who are you, Carrot Top? 225 00:08:29,028 --> 00:08:30,539 Just keep the men from leaving. 226 00:08:30,563 --> 00:08:32,801 If not, he will make them both disappear. 227 00:08:32,869 --> 00:08:35,180 Now, let's find to your soulmate. 228 00:08:38,504 --> 00:08:40,604 COLONEL QUINN BARRACKS TIME 1802 229 00:08:42,220 --> 00:08:44,460 I wonder what it will be like Maggie's big night. 230 00:08:47,164 --> 00:08:48,533 About Maggie... what? 231 00:08:48,566 --> 00:08:51,471 Conway sets up Maggie your big singles dating event 232 00:08:51,538 --> 00:08:54,054 like a kind of reboot factory for your love life. 233 00:08:54,078 --> 00:08:55,523 It's good that you get some help. 234 00:08:55,547 --> 00:08:57,092 Especially after that last guy. 235 00:08:57,116 --> 00:09:00,257 - I know it affected her. - Oh, yes. 236 00:09:00,357 --> 00:09:01,726 Which, you know, 237 00:09:01,793 --> 00:09:05,667 It's her fault because she chose them. 238 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:09,283 Because I had nothing to do with it, right? 239 00:09:09,307 --> 00:09:10,307 What? 240 00:09:10,343 --> 00:09:13,149 This... is going to sound crazy, 241 00:09:13,182 --> 00:09:15,721 but she told me that... 242 00:09:15,787 --> 00:09:18,861 It was my fault that she choose the bad ones. 243 00:09:18,927 --> 00:09:20,238 Freud had a lot to say 244 00:09:20,262 --> 00:09:22,542 about the parental dynamics that affects relationships between adults. 245 00:09:22,566 --> 00:09:24,973 Yeah, well he was an addict to cocaine, 246 00:09:25,006 --> 00:09:26,651 so I think we are safe in that regard. 247 00:09:26,675 --> 00:09:28,375 Yes, many other psychologists they think the same. 248 00:09:28,412 --> 00:09:30,852 You would be surprised to know how many people consume cocaine. 249 00:09:34,458 --> 00:09:36,458 - Yes, Quinn. - Good evening, colonel. 250 00:09:36,462 --> 00:09:38,742 What the hell? Why your ass pervert is not in jail? 251 00:09:38,766 --> 00:09:41,179 I was released on bail because there is no risk of escape. 252 00:09:41,203 --> 00:09:43,542 I will stay here forever to fight for my country. 253 00:09:43,608 --> 00:09:45,914 Your country. Yes. Your invented country. 254 00:09:45,981 --> 00:09:48,385 It's like saying I'm going to receive a bullet for Narnia. 255 00:09:48,419 --> 00:09:50,550 I call it by its "or else." 256 00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:51,625 Good. 257 00:09:51,793 --> 00:09:54,439 I come to destroy something that matters to you 258 00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:56,401 and... don't bother in tracing the call 259 00:09:56,468 --> 00:09:58,005 because it comes from within the base. 260 00:09:58,072 --> 00:10:00,243 What? Hey, don't hang up on me... 261 00:10:00,310 --> 00:10:03,292 Wait, we just converted a separatist into a terrorist? 262 00:10:03,316 --> 00:10:05,787 No, this guy is a non-violent terrorist. 263 00:10:05,853 --> 00:10:08,459 Which is like saying that you are a castrated gigolo. 264 00:10:08,492 --> 00:10:10,130 Do you understand me? It's unbridled. 265 00:10:10,163 --> 00:10:11,900 And if you want unbridled competition, 266 00:10:11,967 --> 00:10:13,368 he went to the right man. 267 00:10:13,435 --> 00:10:14,840 There are going to be many blows. 268 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:15,906 A battle will be fought. 269 00:10:15,942 --> 00:10:17,320 I'll take my knuckles of bronze to this party. 270 00:10:17,344 --> 00:10:18,645 Let's go to Narnia. 271 00:10:20,469 --> 00:10:22,069 CHEESERY TIME 1834 272 00:10:22,153 --> 00:10:24,024 We implemented an outside lockdown. 273 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,128 The military is patrolling on foot and by car. 274 00:10:26,162 --> 00:10:28,432 You know what? They are stupid Belgians. 275 00:10:28,533 --> 00:10:30,103 They are so... 276 00:10:30,136 --> 00:10:32,140 Well, I don't know what they really are, 277 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:35,313 because I never cared enough to investigate stereotypes. 278 00:10:35,379 --> 00:10:36,379 I know. 279 00:10:36,415 --> 00:10:38,119 They are everything bad about the French 280 00:10:38,186 --> 00:10:40,256 without any of the good things about the French. 281 00:10:40,323 --> 00:10:41,727 If you're going to sabotage something, 282 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:44,331 It will be the cheese. 283 00:10:44,664 --> 00:10:45,466 Hey. 284 00:10:45,566 --> 00:10:47,570 Walking, walking. Come on. 285 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,204 Walking. 286 00:10:49,740 --> 00:10:52,614 �It's a photo of Gideon holding your letter? 287 00:10:58,092 --> 00:11:00,597 - It's my phone. - Hey! 288 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,808 Hey, we have a problem. 289 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:09,314 One of the Belgian protesters has infiltrated the base, 290 00:11:09,380 --> 00:11:11,051 and threatens to sabotage it. 291 00:11:11,118 --> 00:11:12,387 - Sabotage it? - Yes. 292 00:11:12,390 --> 00:11:13,859 - Here? - Yes. 293 00:11:13,860 --> 00:11:15,773 Well, what are you going to do? Urinate on our cheese? 294 00:11:15,794 --> 00:11:17,263 - Well? - Oh my God. 295 00:11:17,330 --> 00:11:18,833 Are you going to urinate on our cheese? 296 00:11:18,867 --> 00:11:20,307 We must close this event. 297 00:11:20,336 --> 00:11:22,173 No, Maggie is just getting started. 298 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,278 And Papadakis is going to cut Gideon in half, 299 00:11:24,344 --> 00:11:26,115 and...he doesn't know how to do it. 300 00:11:26,148 --> 00:11:28,061 Well, maybe we could stay here and 301 00:11:28,085 --> 00:11:29,321 block the exits. 302 00:11:29,354 --> 00:11:30,323 What, are you crazy? 303 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,860 We have a fox in the henhouse, yes? 304 00:11:31,927 --> 00:11:34,040 You have to stop it before that it causes real damage. 305 00:11:34,064 --> 00:11:35,409 Well, with Maggie's pleasure for men, 306 00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,003 I'm sure you'll find it right away. 307 00:11:37,004 --> 00:11:38,803 Because she has a magnet for the unsuccessful. 308 00:11:38,805 --> 00:11:40,643 - That's the plan. Perfect. - What? 309 00:11:40,710 --> 00:11:42,823 - I was joking. Enough. - That is morally reprehensible. 310 00:11:42,847 --> 00:11:44,093 - We can't do that. - Morally reprehensible? 311 00:11:44,117 --> 00:11:45,253 At all. 312 00:11:45,286 --> 00:11:47,625 It's... a perfect plan. She takes us to the guy. 313 00:11:47,658 --> 00:11:49,109 You distract her. Us We grab the guy. 314 00:11:49,110 --> 00:11:50,588 She doesn't realize it. Start talking to him 315 00:11:50,596 --> 00:11:52,233 - to another boy. - I don't want to do that. 316 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:54,114 Well how are you so sure What are you going to find it for? 317 00:11:54,138 --> 00:11:55,216 Because he always searches 318 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:56,877 to the next idiot like Rick Silver. 319 00:11:56,943 --> 00:11:58,072 Well? Here it comes. 320 00:11:58,078 --> 00:11:59,490 Calm down. Calm down. 321 00:11:59,514 --> 00:12:00,851 - Hello. - Hello. 322 00:12:00,918 --> 00:12:02,487 Hello. What's wrong? 323 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,992 - What are you doing here, guys? - We are here to encourage you. 324 00:12:05,059 --> 00:12:06,797 - Yes. Up, Maggie. -Maggie. 325 00:12:06,863 --> 00:12:08,598 - Earn dates. - Earn dates. 326 00:12:08,832 --> 00:12:09,534 Stop. 327 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,504 Did you meet someone special? High? 328 00:12:11,571 --> 00:12:13,042 I can't say that anyone 329 00:12:13,044 --> 00:12:14,573 has shaken me yet. 330 00:12:14,577 --> 00:12:16,190 - Shaken? - Well, you know, shaken. 331 00:12:16,214 --> 00:12:17,885 Like the scent of danger, 332 00:12:17,952 --> 00:12:19,354 the excitement of the unknown. 333 00:12:19,387 --> 00:12:22,962 You will feel a little tingle in my... heart. 334 00:12:23,028 --> 00:12:25,042 Yes�. Like when was with Rick Silver... 335 00:12:25,066 --> 00:12:26,335 - Oh, yes. - Right? Yes. 336 00:12:26,337 --> 00:12:28,426 Rick Silver is a liar, a cheater and a spy. 337 00:12:28,438 --> 00:12:31,779 Yes. Liar, cheater and United States spy. 338 00:12:32,213 --> 00:12:33,282 You know what, honey? 339 00:12:33,349 --> 00:12:35,486 The important thing is not to give up. 340 00:12:35,553 --> 00:12:37,792 Take me as a reference, the guy 341 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,294 with three divorces, 342 00:12:39,327 --> 00:12:42,300 and I'm still looking for the room, you know? 343 00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:44,967 So go out and get a shake. 344 00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:46,251 - Well, I'll get back to what I'm doing. - Yes. 345 00:12:46,275 --> 00:12:47,444 Yes, yes, yes. Oh, great. 346 00:12:47,477 --> 00:12:48,956 - Yes, it's okay. - Follow your instincts. 347 00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:50,416 Look for the shake. Good. 348 00:12:50,483 --> 00:12:54,524 She'll take us straight to the French pervert. 349 00:12:54,591 --> 00:12:57,150 And then we grab it and We put it in a black bag. 350 00:12:57,163 --> 00:12:58,492 - In a black bag? - Yes. 351 00:12:58,499 --> 00:12:59,831 We never leave home without it. 352 00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:02,640 - Very well, let's separate. - Yes, yes, yes, yes. 353 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,437 Thank you very much. 354 00:13:08,210 --> 00:13:09,278 Okay, go ahead. 355 00:13:09,287 --> 00:13:11,225 Oh my God. I love dogs. 356 00:13:11,292 --> 00:13:13,929 Oh, so they're not your dogs. 357 00:13:13,963 --> 00:13:18,207 They are... just photographs of random corgis. 358 00:13:18,741 --> 00:13:20,509 That's great. 359 00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:24,853 Wow, then you share health products 360 00:13:24,919 --> 00:13:26,055 to developing countries? 361 00:13:26,121 --> 00:13:27,958 As a male feminist, 362 00:13:28,025 --> 00:13:29,929 it is important to connect with menstruation. 363 00:13:29,963 --> 00:13:31,933 You say "menstruation" a lot. 364 00:13:32,033 --> 00:13:34,405 Would it be better if I said "rule"? 365 00:13:34,471 --> 00:13:37,076 No, that's much worse. 366 00:13:40,550 --> 00:13:42,220 Un biere, s'il vous plait. 367 00:13:42,287 --> 00:13:43,488 �What is that accent? 368 00:13:43,555 --> 00:13:45,202 It makes my tailbone tingle. 369 00:13:45,226 --> 00:13:46,595 And why are you here? 370 00:13:46,661 --> 00:13:49,061 Oh I'm here waiting to see someone 371 00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:50,203 from the base tonight. 372 00:13:50,269 --> 00:13:51,906 Maybe. No, it tempts me. 373 00:13:51,973 --> 00:13:53,351 But tonight is not about me. 374 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,246 You should talk to Captain Maggie. 375 00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:56,916 She is the star of the evening. 376 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,257 - The captain, eh? - Aha. 377 00:14:07,003 --> 00:14:10,009 She is smiling, and he It has a Belgian beer. 378 00:14:12,113 --> 00:14:13,984 Well, she's interested in him. 379 00:14:14,051 --> 00:14:15,453 And there is physical contact. 380 00:14:15,486 --> 00:14:18,158 You are very funny. That's... 381 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,762 - Nobody is that funny. - No. 382 00:14:20,895 --> 00:14:24,104 I'm going to get water, but I'll be back. 383 00:14:24,371 --> 00:14:26,006 - Keep it up. - Yes. 384 00:14:28,278 --> 00:14:29,638 - Thank you! - Very good, let's go. 385 00:14:29,714 --> 00:14:31,051 - Thank you very much. - Walking. - Walking. 386 00:14:31,085 --> 00:14:32,653 Come on. Let's go. Let's go. 387 00:14:32,686 --> 00:14:35,092 - Out, out, out. Yes, yes... - Yes, yes, yes. 388 00:14:35,225 --> 00:14:37,196 How did you get in here?! 389 00:14:37,263 --> 00:14:38,699 That's right, yes! 390 00:14:38,765 --> 00:14:41,645 - Get on the chair! Yes. - Do you have it? Do you have it? Let's go! 391 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,646 Yes, I hope that country what are you forming 392 00:14:47,650 --> 00:14:49,293 have free medical care, friend, because I'm going to 393 00:14:49,299 --> 00:14:50,710 put a boot on you the bottom of your ass 394 00:14:50,722 --> 00:14:52,502 what are you going to need five doctors to get her out. 395 00:14:52,510 --> 00:14:53,955 I will do it, old man, it would be better that you pay attention to him. 396 00:14:53,962 --> 00:14:56,067 - He's crazy. - I haven't done anything. 397 00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:57,805 I just met Maggie, 398 00:14:57,810 --> 00:14:59,072 and she seems so easy to... 399 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,244 -What did you say about her?! What did you say about her?! - Hey! 400 00:15:01,311 --> 00:15:03,458 - Easy to talk to her! - Hey, hey! My God! 401 00:15:03,482 --> 00:15:04,757 I thought they were the good cops. 402 00:15:04,762 --> 00:15:06,682 Sorry, friend. You are trapped in a room with two bad police officers. 403 00:15:06,689 --> 00:15:08,526 �Where's the accent, Belgian, eh? 404 00:15:08,592 --> 00:15:10,296 - What happened to that? - I'm American. 405 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,754 What a liar, yes? I saw Maggie talking to you at the party. 406 00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:14,204 You were the boy he was most interested in. 407 00:15:14,270 --> 00:15:15,473 That means you must be 408 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:17,319 the piece of trash largest in the room. 409 00:15:17,343 --> 00:15:20,049 - That's pure science. - He was laughing at me. 410 00:15:20,082 --> 00:15:21,484 I am vegan. 411 00:15:21,551 --> 00:15:23,689 I told him I don't eat anything that has a face. 412 00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:26,595 Did you say that out loud to a woman? 413 00:15:27,595 --> 00:15:29,434 Colonel, we were wrong of person. 414 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,970 That means... 415 00:15:31,037 --> 00:15:33,642 Wait, not yet You told me your name. 416 00:15:33,709 --> 00:15:36,448 Oh, my name is Bobby. 417 00:15:36,482 --> 00:15:38,885 And officially it's a real pleasure 418 00:15:38,919 --> 00:15:42,126 meet you, Captain Maggie, from Stroopsdorf. 419 00:15:43,495 --> 00:15:47,703 And you don't know how you ended up at this party? 420 00:15:47,770 --> 00:15:50,008 Oh, I walked through the door, 421 00:15:50,008 --> 00:15:51,880 but I can tell you all the ways 422 00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:53,699 what it took to get here. 423 00:15:53,850 --> 00:15:55,888 Yes, it's a real saw. 424 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,934 �What do they think I am, a computer hacker? 425 00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,461 Let's do it. 426 00:15:59,528 --> 00:16:02,533 Oh. I think we will be in the splash zone. 427 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,139 So maybe We should get out of here. 428 00:16:05,206 --> 00:16:06,541 Yes. Hey. 429 00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:08,814 In your country, you can Marry your cousin? 430 00:16:08,847 --> 00:16:10,149 No. 431 00:16:10,182 --> 00:16:11,952 Music for my ears. Come on. 432 00:16:13,935 --> 00:16:16,335 LAUNDRY TIME 1942 433 00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:18,065 Voil�. 434 00:16:18,065 --> 00:16:19,467 I know it's just dirty clothes, 435 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:23,174 but these facilities are so impressive as everyone said. 436 00:16:24,344 --> 00:16:27,083 Well it's nice let it be talked about. 437 00:16:27,149 --> 00:16:28,118 It is robust. 438 00:16:28,152 --> 00:16:29,254 And it's not to brag, 439 00:16:29,287 --> 00:16:30,791 but we wash clothes 440 00:16:30,858 --> 00:16:32,893 for many important bases throughout Europe. 441 00:16:32,961 --> 00:16:36,936 Come on, I'm sure you have much more than to brag about. 442 00:16:37,003 --> 00:16:39,642 Well, Bobby... 443 00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:42,046 tell me more about yourself. 444 00:16:42,113 --> 00:16:45,988 What motivates you to get up? out of bed in the morning? 445 00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:51,465 Not love, but... my love for my country. 446 00:16:51,531 --> 00:16:53,402 - Equal. Equal. - Really? 447 00:16:53,435 --> 00:16:54,871 I'm literally wearing 448 00:16:54,904 --> 00:16:57,272 red, white underwear and blue right now. 449 00:16:59,247 --> 00:17:02,161 Well I guess there's a reason for which we became soldiers: 450 00:17:02,185 --> 00:17:05,692 fight for something that we really believe. 451 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:10,938 Are the lights flashing here? 452 00:17:11,004 --> 00:17:14,086 I would describe it better like a jolt. 453 00:17:14,110 --> 00:17:15,445 Are you talking about the lights? 454 00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:17,583 Yes. Yes. Well, we've had... 455 00:17:17,683 --> 00:17:20,223 electrical problems in the past, for what it could be. 456 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,560 - But, you know... - Hey, I can fix it. 457 00:17:22,594 --> 00:17:24,106 Just show me the switch box. 458 00:17:24,108 --> 00:17:25,677 Oh yes. 459 00:17:25,732 --> 00:17:26,903 Practical. 460 00:17:26,936 --> 00:17:28,039 Yes. 461 00:17:28,072 --> 00:17:30,076 I'll show you the switch box. 462 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,379 Clear. 463 00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:34,125 You know we have keys to all these doors, right? 464 00:17:34,149 --> 00:17:37,157 What is most important to you, the doors or freedom? 465 00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:39,527 Well, Bastian finishes to turn on your phone. 466 00:17:39,594 --> 00:17:41,432 Well, I have a ping on the location. 467 00:17:41,465 --> 00:17:42,877 Good. Maggie and Bastian They are in the laundry room. 468 00:17:42,901 --> 00:17:44,770 - Come on. Come on. - Wait a second. 469 00:17:45,437 --> 00:17:46,776 Well. 470 00:17:46,843 --> 00:17:48,345 Is it over already? 471 00:17:48,412 --> 00:17:50,416 - What? - What? 472 00:17:50,450 --> 00:17:52,921 Yes. So I think the box of switches... 473 00:17:52,922 --> 00:17:54,322 It's somewhere in there, 474 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:59,066 but... the electricity is here. 475 00:18:04,044 --> 00:18:05,814 I have to tell you, Bobby, 476 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,752 that my instincts usually be quite terrible. 477 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,284 I only choose the wrong people 478 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:11,667 for all kinds of reasons 479 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:12,804 which is not necessary to explain. 480 00:18:12,828 --> 00:18:15,099 But I stopped trusting myself, you know? 481 00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:18,839 But tonight has given me hope to trust myself again. 482 00:18:18,873 --> 00:18:20,109 So, thank you. 483 00:18:20,110 --> 00:18:21,545 - Is he here or...? - No. 484 00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:24,317 Your phone's wallpaper It is the Belgian separatist flag. 485 00:18:24,318 --> 00:18:25,518 I'm not a fool. 486 00:18:25,519 --> 00:18:27,590 - And it's an ugly flag. - No. 487 00:18:27,623 --> 00:18:29,161 �Did you just lock me up? 488 00:18:29,227 --> 00:18:31,097 Hey! Hey! Open the door! 489 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:35,797 Damn. 490 00:18:35,806 --> 00:18:37,678 - Yes. - He's gone. 491 00:18:38,145 --> 00:18:40,116 You know what? 492 00:18:40,149 --> 00:18:41,719 This is your fault. 493 00:18:41,786 --> 00:18:43,990 - It's not my fault. - He always does this. 494 00:18:44,024 --> 00:18:45,059 Do what? 495 00:18:45,092 --> 00:18:46,570 He always puts his work before Maggie, 496 00:18:46,594 --> 00:18:48,432 and he did it again. 497 00:18:48,466 --> 00:18:50,478 There's a room full of kids nice there 498 00:18:50,502 --> 00:18:52,506 waiting for her right now, and she is not there. 499 00:18:52,573 --> 00:18:54,577 Why isn't it there? 500 00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:56,852 Because of me, okay? 501 00:18:56,883 --> 00:18:58,284 I understand. 502 00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:00,556 In my defense... 503 00:19:00,622 --> 00:19:02,327 - Hey! - Oh, Maggie. 504 00:19:02,393 --> 00:19:03,797 - Hello. - Hello. 505 00:19:03,864 --> 00:19:06,344 There is a Belgian separatist hanging around the base. 506 00:19:06,368 --> 00:19:08,205 - So we've tried... - Yes, yes, I know. 507 00:19:08,238 --> 00:19:09,340 I... I have it. 508 00:19:09,407 --> 00:19:11,011 I caught him in the laundry office. 509 00:19:11,078 --> 00:19:12,280 - Oh, did you catch it? - Yes. 510 00:19:12,347 --> 00:19:15,453 I knew something was happening. I was very involved in the laundry. 511 00:19:15,519 --> 00:19:17,356 - Yes. - I'm going to... 512 00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:19,094 - You... You will go... - Oh, yes. 513 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,564 Well. 514 00:19:20,931 --> 00:19:24,805 Alright, listen, you were right, and... 515 00:19:25,172 --> 00:19:27,643 yes you deserve an apology. 516 00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:31,385 Actually, you don't have to apologize. 517 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,088 I'm really sorry. 518 00:19:35,927 --> 00:19:39,267 I have been a role model really lousy. 519 00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:41,071 And I am now, and I am here 520 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,241 and should try to be better. 521 00:19:44,544 --> 00:19:46,648 - It's okay. - Oh, it's okay, honey. 522 00:19:46,716 --> 00:19:48,285 - No, it's okay. - I'm sorry. 523 00:19:48,352 --> 00:19:50,722 No, I interrupted you. Go on. 524 00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:52,493 Oh, no, no. That was... everything. 525 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,239 Oh, I thought... 526 00:19:54,263 --> 00:19:56,635 There was more to apologize for. 527 00:19:56,701 --> 00:19:59,016 Well, honey, in a way I meant that it was a... 528 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,576 general apology, so there was no... 529 00:20:00,642 --> 00:20:02,977 Oh, what about missing my birth? 530 00:20:02,981 --> 00:20:04,584 Your mother and I had a conversation 531 00:20:04,585 --> 00:20:05,798 about it next weekend... 532 00:20:05,821 --> 00:20:07,357 you never taught me to ride a bicycle. 533 00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,236 I couldn't find a helmet that fits your head. 534 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:10,592 Because your head has a strange way. 535 00:20:10,596 --> 00:20:13,069 Well, and about that never you tell me that you love me? 536 00:20:13,402 --> 00:20:17,443 I was ready on 9/11. 537 00:20:17,510 --> 00:20:19,514 - But this... - I resist peacefully. 538 00:20:19,581 --> 00:20:21,418 - Work. - Hey, what's wrong? 539 00:20:21,484 --> 00:20:23,823 So much cologne. But... 540 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,894 - Hey, can I still call you? - Yes. 541 00:20:25,961 --> 00:20:27,797 - No no. - No, no, no, no. 542 00:20:27,864 --> 00:20:30,169 You will not call anyone during a while, friend. 543 00:20:30,170 --> 00:20:31,672 Under way. Come on. 544 00:20:31,704 --> 00:20:34,077 You can call your lawyer. What do you think of that? 545 00:20:34,144 --> 00:20:35,914 We should take you back to that party? 546 00:20:35,948 --> 00:20:37,350 No, I don't think so 547 00:20:37,383 --> 00:20:40,655 that none of those types are the right one for me, you know? 548 00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:43,097 Yes. 549 00:20:43,930 --> 00:20:45,700 So... 550 00:20:46,733 --> 00:20:48,093 But he was tall. 551 00:20:48,104 --> 00:20:49,959 A little too high. 552 00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:54,083 USAG STROOPSDORF TIME 2122 553 00:20:54,683 --> 00:20:56,555 - Hello, friend. - Oh, hello. 554 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,558 Thanks again for tonight. 555 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,997 And, look, I'm sorry that there isn't worked, but oh well, 556 00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:04,070 at least this time you realized that you chose the bad guy. 557 00:21:04,071 --> 00:21:06,542 Oh yes, it's progress. 558 00:21:06,909 --> 00:21:08,678 Look, sometimes you don't get it what you want 559 00:21:08,746 --> 00:21:10,349 and you get what you need. 560 00:21:10,415 --> 00:21:12,019 And it turns out that I needed to see 561 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,984 my dad choose me a speed date out of 50 men. 562 00:21:13,990 --> 00:21:15,725 Who is your marshal Favorite field? 563 00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:18,398 Actually, I don't like it American football. 564 00:21:18,465 --> 00:21:20,169 - Goodbye. - Dad. 565 00:21:20,770 --> 00:21:22,817 What should I talk to him about? on Thanksgiving Day? 566 00:21:22,841 --> 00:21:24,677 You're not coming on Thanksgiving Day. 567 00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:27,650 Starting this year, I will go to Thanksgiving Day. 568 00:21:30,524 --> 00:21:32,559 Sarcastic applause. That's what you give me. 569 00:21:32,593 --> 00:21:34,397 You inherited that from your mother. 570 00:21:34,430 --> 00:21:36,001 Favorite quarterback?